Why does C-3PO now have a red left arm?
The in-canon solution as to why the golden protocol droid sports a brand new arm has yet to be revealed. Perhaps the story behind the limb swap will come to light within a future novel or comic. Here are some silly possibilities I devised that could explain the new red arm:
- Got caught 'wanking it' to a Twi'lek snuff film, accidentally splashed corrosive oil on his old arm.
- Han Solo ripped the old arm off and beat Jar-Jar Binks to death with it.
- He lost a bet to R2-D2, had to shove his old arm in a trash compactor.
- Luke Skywalker got drunk on Ebla beer, discovered his emerging 'artistic' side.
C-3PO's left arm is red because it sells more toys to nerds.
"You simply must buy me to make your collection complete, Master Luke!"
Star Wars collectors, and as a sub-segment toy collectors, have a tendency to express OCD-like behavior. They simply must own every iteration of a character in toy form. With C-3PO having a newly colored limb, that means these fans must update their collections to represent C-3PO as he exists now. More C-3PO figures sold means more bucks for Jedi Master Mickey and the folks over at Disney. It's as simple as that.
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