Saturday, March 14, 2015

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Tonight, I'm going to test a theory. You're now a participant in an experiment.

More often than not, I write about subjects that aren't what you'd consider popular. Let's just call a spade a spade, am I right? This evening, I'm going to flip the table and deploy a devious tactic.

I'm going to blog about celebrities!

But why would I try such an absurd method? The answer is simple. I want to see if writing about celebrities will increase the amount of web traffic my web site receives.

That being said, I'm going to cull a handful of recent events from various celebrity gossip sites from around the web. I have no prior knowledge about these events and will be relying solely upon the sources I'm going to use -- chiefly, Us Magazine, TMZ and People Magazine. In all cases, the people I'll be mentioning bear no importance to me. Rest assured -- I dread writing each and every word of this. Okay, here goes...
  • Kourtney Kardashian recently took pride in her massive weight loss, even going so far as to celebrate reaching 120 pounds via Instagram. Considering she just had her third child, that's quite an accomplishment (especially with all the personal trainers probably involved)! ~ via Us
  • Speaking of Kardashians, Kim and husband Kanye West recently went to Taco Bell for food. Yes, that's the news report. Celebrities apparently eat. ~ via TMZ
  • Sarah Palin congratulates her daughter Bristol for becoming engaged to Medal of Honor recipient Dakota Meyer. The proposal apparently took place at a Rascal Flatts concert. That's Rascal Flatts -- your go-to band for country style proposals! ~ via People
  • Little... excuse me... Lil Wayne says he did not order a prostitute which recently showed up at his mansion in Miami. He claims that someone has been pranking him for weeks, with this just being the latest stunt. ~ via TMZ
  • Britney Spears is apparently working on a new album, but it will be a long while before it is finished. She's quoted as saying "There's a lot going on with my kids and schools and, you know, adding new sports and stuff like that." That's right, you heard it here first. Britney is adding new sports. I'm very eager to play her very first new sport -- Puckball! ~ via Us
I'm done now. Yuck. I need to go take a bath and scrub this filth off of me.

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